As we all know, we have three teams currently tackling BCoB content but what about those little guys in the community that mean so much to us that just dont have the same play time availability as some of the others......
This team is known as the Baha Blast Benchwarmers.....Quiz was nice enough to provide a write up for his team below.
ABOUT US: The benchwarmers are a group of people taken from the bench of the of the group formed out of leftovers from the bench of the second group, which I think was formed because they were the bench of the first group. We're basically benches. Our goal is to serve as a transitioning point between Team Darklight and it's progression into Bahamut; and eventually take our leftovers to form the next group of benched raiders. We're going to meet 3-4 times a week (tentatively) and in our off times assist in the workings of our red headed step-sister team, Team Darklight, in our off-time. We will be making our first progress check this Friday and by Monday we will be making attempts at Turn 1 (granted our members are far enough ahead in progression).
Our team is highly motivated, highly coordinated, mildly homosexual, and we always keep it real. If you are interested in making the transition from TDL to our group, and are truly ready to progress, contact myself or Fillur (unofficial, unknowingly appointed officer of BB).
Saba Toor (PLD/WAR) - Hailing from the arctic colds and uncharted territory of Canadia, this tank shares a 600 square foot apartment with a our squeaky bard. He enjoys 2 fingers, not one, and constantly talking about how hard his AoE hits the feathers in the Garuda encounter. Swynn Sthaman (PLD/WHM)This up and comer is new to Conviction, but not to taking a beating. Dis nigga cum frum 1.0. One night in ventrilo he accidently left his mic open when his Dad or "Poppa" came into the room with a belt; the most disturbing thing was he enjoyed it. Ineli Falcus (PLD/WHM?) - There isn't much known about the origin of Falcus or how he came to the team. The only thing really notable about this guy is he has his own battle cry.. "FALCOOOOONN PUNCH!"
Falafel Pocket (WHM/Useless) - Formally known, actually fuck that, still known as Dametrius. Every time I say his name I get hungry and gas. Dametrius has healed for as long as I can remember, and if he ever picks up a subjob, it'll be healing too. It's what he does. Kiara Blakavar (WHM/BRD) - An elder of Conviction and FFXIV 1.0, this guy claims to have, at one point, run Conviction from his office in the basement (you know, the one next to the bathroom). Always helpful, mostly quiet, and obviously gay, Blakavar gets our team tax breaks on more than one level. Quiz Whiz (WHM/DRG) - You know who I am.. but just because I'm fucking your mother, it does not mean you can call me daddy. Bon Ham (WHM/BRD) - The chances of Bons being able to heal is about as likely as Indecent actually leaving LL. We're going to make Bons DPS most likely, but he'll do whatever we want because he's basically our bitch. I fucking love this guy. Literally I may take him to Cali and marry him.
Fillur Fantastic (SMN/zzzz) - Fillur is too important to tell me his subjob. He's a one-man show in our creative department. Generally if you want to speak to someone about Baha Benchwarmers that has much more tact and is much more politically correct than Quiz, this is your guy. Warning, you probably won't get the answer you want, and you'll leave unfulfilled. Remnence Bastione (SMN/BLK) - Rem is a long standing elder of Conviction. He owned some sort of a fucking gecko that he was so proud of until his fiance made him sell it because it was giving them the lazy eye while they were bangin'. Oh yea he also has a beard because he lives in the mountains of Michigan. Nadili Nevaeh (BRD/BOOBS) - That's right, shes a she and makes up 50% of the estrogen in BB. She's dedicated and super awesome, and will most likely lead the Benchwarmers when I quit (but not until I transfer lead to Sessu, yea he's on our server YOLO!). Synthetik Mithra (DRG) - We didn't want a melee DPS, but we got one. And he's not even real, HE'S AN IMITATION! What a jerk. In his notes he mentions that he is "wide open"; I'm sure that we'll put that statement to the test. Lavitza Slambert (DRG) - aka Paradigm aka Fillur's partner in crime. If Fillur misses something, Paradigm is right there to pick up the slack. He's been a member of Conviction for awhile now but really his legend is just now beginning. Mouse Cakes (BRD/SMN) - When she's not feeding in League as Teemo top, she's getting bossed around by Saba in FFXIV. However judging by Sab's bruises every day, we all know who wears the pants in that relationship. Mouse will occasionally come into ventrilo in her true form (as a Mouse); I think it's only on a full moon. She's a were-mouse. Froggo Keroro (BRD/MNK) - I've yet to truly be introduced to he who is Froggo Keroro, but I do look forward to it. Froggo from what I've seen is dedicated, hard working, large in the right places and most importantly he can take a gay joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
Our "Team Bahamut 2" has cleared BCoB Turn 2 and 3 tonight, plus our third BCoB team "Baha Blast" has cleared Turn 1 tonight. Congratulations to Zenius for Allagan Earrings of Striking, Magos for Allagan Gloves of Casting, Saba for Allagan Choker Of Fending, and Boom for Allagan Choker Of Maiming. Our "Team Bahamut 1" made some progress in Turn 5, we saw some snakies, some chickens, etc. Great job everyone! ^^b
Looking for exceptional applications who bring a wealth of gaming experience. Not only must you be a skilled and experienced raider/gamer but someone with a great attitude towards gaming in general and understands the social dynamic that being in a community brings.
We are currently looking for a couple DPS and heals at this time.